You'll shoot your eye out (or detach someone's retina)

If you thought the woman who burned her lady parts with hot coffee and sued McDonald's was a stupid case then you are going to love the latest off the wall suit against the KC Royals and a wiener mishap at the stadium last year.
I love that this story made TMZ. That should illustrate the credibility of this case.

Get your hair did?

I always thought of dredlocks as kind of nasty. Who knew they could be so useful?

And it all started at the Waffle House.