An open letter to anyone overly obsessed with David Cook

Dear Obsessed Fan/News Caster/Radio Personality,
Please stop. It has come to my attention that you have an unhealthy fixation with a normal person who happens to be competing on a reality TV show. Yes, I am referring to David Cook. I understand in your warpped mind, he is the greatest thing to happen to the KC area since Hannah Montana came to town, but I would disagree. Your obsession is interferring with my daily life and I cannot take it anymore. All I like in the morning is to know what Mother Nature has in store for the day and good music. Today both of those little pleasures were ripped away from me by story after story about David Cook being in KC. I do not appreciate it and I would like this irritating behaior to stop.
First of all, let's try to set your sights for heroes a bit higher. There are far better (legitimate celebrities) that you could plaster all over your myspace page. For starters, Tiger Woods. Tiger is ranked in the top 5 for charitable donations among sports and entertainment personalities. Not to mention he kicks everyone's ass in golf! So you are not really into sports? Ok, well let's try someone more your speed . . . Barbra Streisand? She also ranks in the top five (actually above Tiger). Also, Babs does film and TV! There you go, I think Babs is your new obsession. She fits perfectly and isn't a quasi-celeb. Now go back to your sad life of American Idol voting and stalking quasi-celebrities.

thank you,
Concerned Citizen