Story of the morning

Thank you, good people of PANGUITCH, Utah, for brightening my morning . . .

Found on msn.com:
Smokey? Black Bear Busts Secret Utah Pot Farm

"This bear is definitely law-enforcement minded," said Garfield County Sheriff Danny Perkins. "If I can find this bear I'm going to deputize him."

Really? You want to deputize an agressive, wild, black bear? I think someone has been dipping into the spoils on this raid. Good luck getting close enough to the bear to place a pin on him.